I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

I tend to get a little distracted when I'm on the phone.

(waiting while family rolls eyes)

Okay

real distracted.

I do dumb things

like

put diapers in the freezer instead of the trashcan

and throw paychecks away.

That sort of thing.
~

I was sewing

(turns out - I prefer stippling over straight-line quilting!)

and talking on the phone with Lana

when I noticed the house was awfully quiet

and I hadn't seen Lily in a few (many?) minutes.

So I went looking.

Being a tiny house

it didn't take long to find her.

I saw a jar of peanut butter outside the bathroom door.

I peeked in.

"Oh, she's cleaning herself up.

She helped herself to some peanut butter."

I said into the phone as I walked out.

A minute later I walked back to the bathroom

where Lily was happily continuing her very wet cleanup job.

And I realized.

She can't reach the sink

and

there is no water in the tub.

EEWWWW